Honeyblood “Choker”
A foreboding song about loving a man you can’t trust behind metaphors of bloodlust. A perfect homage to the horror tales of yore about beautiful women invoking their revenge on those who wronged them, this track is a great reminder that glass might sting the skin but thousands of dollars of debt will last forever.
Charley Bliss “Percolator”
A high-energy banger that defines sugar and spice, this one will simply blow your shit up. With lyrics like “my boyfriend is freaking, my conscious is fucked and my judgment is leaking” accompanied by a plot about dying in a getaway car, what else is there to say?
Wilby “i got what i asked for”
If your ex didn’t want to get what they asked for, they should have thought about it first before they treated you like that. This one feels more like a premonition than an inspiration.
Destroy Boys “I Threw Glass At My Friend’s Eyes And Now I’m On Probation”
Obviously this one needs no explanation.
Aquadolls “Communicationissexy/Idkhow2communicate”
Communication IS sexy but in this case, actions may speak louder than words. Don’t know how to communicate? Perhaps carving the message into the hood of his car with a pocket knife will help.
Being Dead “Hot Car”
Of course we had to include a car-themed song on this list. Whether or not your former relationship made you feel like a dog locked in your ex’s car on an 80-degree day or the two of you spent time making that car hot figuratively and literally, this one will be perfect to send to him as destruction aftercare for some extra subliminal messaging.
Cayetana “Scott Get the Van, I’m Moving”
A song about moving through life and watching the moments pass you by, this one will really make you want to take fate into your own hands. Scott get the van? More like Scott get the fuck out of the way before I run you over.
Bully “Trying”
A perfectly screamy angst-ridden tune by one of the leaders of the contemporary femme-punk movement, “Trying” expresses the exhaustion of hiding from your true self. What better way to get in touch with your inner demons than to seriously fuck some shit up?
Red Ribbon “Document”
Dreamy and trancy, “Red Ribbon” will make you want to buy a carton of eggs in the most cinematic way you could possibly imagine. This one will have you dreaming about the moment those shells explode into the windshield as a graceful slow-motion ballet.
Slutever “Maggot”
The ultimate revenge song about how to get rid of a lover who’s now more like a bug, we’ve honestly all been there. This one will have you googling “household items that will strip paint off a car” faster than you’ve ever had to look up how to get rid of a roach problem.