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Quiz: I Got “Horny Moron.” But How? This is a Care Bears Quiz

What the hell? How did I get “Horny Moron” on a Care Bears quiz? There must be some kind of mistake!

Look I know I have my issues just like anyone else, but I don’t see how I could possibly be fucked up enough to earn the label “Horny Moron” from a quiz about the show Care Bears. The questions were pretty basic. Am I just that fucked up?

Here, you try it.

Which Care Bear do you look up to the most?
Share Bear
Funshine Bear
Grumpy Bear
Brave Heart Lion
Tenderheart Bear
Harmony Bear

Correct!

Wrong!

What is more important to you?
Friendship
Love
Success
Stability

Correct!

Wrong!

If you were an adorable talking bear, which emblem would you want on your belly?
Heart
Rainbow
Clover
cloud

Correct!

Wrong!

Do you consider yourself to be outgoing?
Yes
No

Correct!

Wrong!

Do you prefer books or TV?
Books
TV

Correct!

Wrong!

Podcasts or music?
Podcasts
Music

Correct!

Wrong!

You find a wallet on the ground. What do you do?
Check the I.D and personally it to the owner no matter what
Give it to the police
Ignore it
Check it for cash and throw it away
Take out the cash and then give it to the police
Take out the cash and then try to return the wallet personaly.
Assume that person's identity
I can't decide!

Correct!

Wrong!

Caring or sharing?
Caring
Sharing

Correct!

Wrong!

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