FULLERTON, Calif. — New dad and aspiring musician Gerry Malnati was forced to decide whether to delete pictures from previous vacations and gatherings with family or drum sample libraries from his hard drive to make space for a new Mac OS update, confirmed sources.
“It’s like a modern day Sophie’s choice,” said Malnati while rubbing his temples. “Once my wife asks to upload a few SD cards from our last trip to Knott’s Berry Farm I know I’ll be sitting at my desk late into the night trying to figure out if I should delete a picture of my daughter picking blueberries or another sweet, tight snare from the pop punk drum pack I got on sale during Black Friday 2022. But I know I’m going to accidentally delete the one picture my wife has been thinking about since we took so it means I usually just delete one of the 15 versions of a crash cymbal. It still hurts though. They’re like my children.”
Malnati’s wife relayed a previous experience she prefers to not relive.
“We knew this was a problem and required a sit-down talk after I went to pick up our Christmas Day pictures at Walgreen’s and they were just images of GarageBand waveforms for some ‘80s synthwave beats he had purchased as his own present,” said Mei Malnati. “I can’t keep paying for pictures of music he never plans to let me hear. It’s the only reason I bought him another portable hard drive. We have a good 25 of them and it’s still not enough.”
Best Buy Geek Squad manager Hank Concepcion explained how this is not a rare occurrence and is only becoming a growing problem.
“We’ve seen an uptick in fathers, husbands, and boyfriends rushing in at closing or opening requesting lost and deleted file retrieval,” said Concepcion. “It’s the reason we now offer a new 2-in-1 hard drive that allows users to store their precious family moments on one section and their own hobby junk in the other. Of course, it still means the owners need to show some restraint and discipline and not start saving the wrong items in the wrong section.”
As of press time, Malnati deleted pictures of his childhood dog from his portable hard drive to make room for guitar pedal plug-ins to replicate his real-life pedalboard.