Dom Turek
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HENDERSON, Nev. — With her seven-year itch wedding anniversary approaching, a local woman is becoming increasingly anxious since noticing she…
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Sarah Cortina
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SMYRNA, Ga. — A beloved billboard in a Georgia suburb made waves following a recent display of pro-life messaging, confirmed…
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Cody Arbor
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ARKANSAS CITY, Kan. — A self-described “well-regulated militia” that formed to combat governmental tyranny and oppression couldn’t wait to welcome…
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Harry Valentine
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — The entire Peebles family was too preoccupied with their sports wagers to quarrel during Thanksgiving dinner, ending…
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Joe Rumrill
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NEW YORK CITY — Confusion hit the streets of Manhattan today when the onlookers of a city-sanctioned Asexual Pride Parade…
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Trevor Graham
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PEORIA, Ill. — Local 43-year-old Dan Reynolds lost the ability to verbally communicate with loved ones and is only able…
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Dom Turek
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DENTON, Texas — A local father is left wondering, "Where did I go wrong," after resigning himself to the grim…
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Zack Zagranis
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RICHMOND, Va. — Several ICE agents had their internal organs forcibly removed during a recent raid on the Slave Pit,…
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Patrick Coyne
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced yesterday that he had deployed the National Guard to Roku City, the fictional cityscape…
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Sarah Cortina
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GORHAM, Maine — A local punk squirrel known as Slip Nutz was found stuffing his cheeks with Wintergreen Zyn pouches…
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