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“Aarrragghuuhw Huurh”: A Touching Farewell by Guest Contributor Chewbacca

Carrie Fisher, most known for playing the role of Princess Leia in the iconic movie franchise Star Wars — but who was also a talented author and bold mental health advocate — died today at the age of 60.

Many on the Hard Times Staff were inspired by Fisher’s unapologetic, honest, and witty nature, which carried over to her character and made for one of the most badass movie “princesses” of all time. So it’s hard for us to put into words exactly what we’re feeling right now, but luckily we were contacted by someone who can.

Here in his own words, with a touching farewell to his dear friend, we give you the mighty and eloquent Chewbacca, whose grace and poise is invaluable in times like this.

Aarrragghuuhw Huurh
By Chewbacca

Hard Times Guest Contributor

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Article by Dan Rice @Danricecomedy