Steve Packosky
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OAKLAND, Calif. — Rapper Teren Delvon “Del Tha Funkee Homosapien” Jones learned that he’s a direct descendent of Del Tha…
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Tim Graham
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DANBURY, Conn. — 48-year-old Bruce Wallach wishes contemporary rappers would introduce themselves as they did in ‘80s hip hop, sources…
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Dan Kozuh
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Local man Brian Langley, who often proclaims he “likes all music except country and rap,” is reportedly…
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John Danek
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LOS ANGELES — Alleged pedophile and formerly popular rapper Drake hopes a friend can get him hired at Trader Joe’s…
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Mike Maher
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TOLEDO, Ohio – Local Juggalette and proud mother of three dope-ass jugga-babies Candice “Candya$$” Armbruster single-handedly lifted her ‘89 Geo…
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Sean Fallon
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WASHINGTON — President Biden’s struggling campaign was given a sudden boost with his approval numbers at record highs after releasing…
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Charles Bill
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TORONTO — Drake shocked the world when he released a new diss track aimed at Kendrick Lamar where the Canadian…
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Michael Luis
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ATLANTA — A recent discovery revealed a beloved once-in-a-generation rap song was followed by the most unfunny skit anyone’s ever…
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Joe Rumrill
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SAN FRANCISCO — Early ‘90s hip-hop group House of Pain offered an overdue apology for the substantial influence their song…
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Patrick Coyne
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Local Gen Alpha teen Angelina Stephenson was shocked and appalled to learn that famed commercial actor Snoop…
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