Dan Kozuh
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ELKRIDGE, Md. — Mild-mannered 42-year-old insurance salesman Jello Biafra suffered another case of mistaken identity this week, as he was…
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Dan Kozuh
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TULSA, Okla. — Adamant atheist, open homosexual, and hardcore punk Ed Rossi is technically a better Christian than his biological,…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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PITTSBURGH — A local punk house is gearing up for its fourth consecutive year of flu season, now plaguing residents…
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Louie Aronowitz
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Wow! What a great second guitar part. 'GTR 2B' will perfectly complement the rest of the mix on this song,…
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Claire Brown
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BRISTOL, Va. — The Eyeballs frontman Mike D’Ontario reportedly asked the opening act at a local show last night if…
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Parker Newman
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I have never been a religious man. That all changed the moment I came to the realization that, despite the…
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Dom Turek
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PORTLAND, Ore. — A group of Ouija board players were visited by a punk member of the ether last night,…
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Mark Roebuck
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DAYTON, Ohio — The drummer of local punk band Vulture Attack took a “confusingly inappropriate” amount of time last night…
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Travis Flack
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SAN ANTONIO — Local concertgoer Tim Flinanski is two tandem stage dives away from certification for solo dives in accordance…
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Bobby D. Lux
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WASHINGTON — Scientists researching the life expectancy of punks now claim that the first punk to live a full 65…
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