Ashley Naftule
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LAS VEGAS — Patrons and employees at the Hi-Ball Bowling Alley recently discovered that the party of ten men in…
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LAS VEGAS — Illusionist Criss Angel reportedly made legendary New Jersey punk band The Bouncing Souls disappear just before their…
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Doug Francisco
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LAS VEGAS — One gutter punk made history at the Punk Rock Bowling festival in Las Vegas this year as…
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Daniel Louis
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WILKES-BARRE, Pa. — Local black metal band Decapitated Forest tactfully asked recently widowed Jolene Watkins Thursday evening if they could…
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Doug Francisco
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LAS VEGAS — Working class punk Doug Owen stormed out of Boland Lanes immediately after throwing a strike, according to…
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Tyler O'Neil
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CHESTERBROOK, Pa. — Local suburbanite Tristan McNamara grew frustrated with his new Amazon Echo when it failed to recognize a…
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LOS ANGELES — Warner Brothers announced a new addition to the DC Extended Universe this morning, following the successes of…
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Ben Hargrave
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PARIS, Texas — The Goths of the Hot Topic Empire took over a Sbarro restaurant early this morning, continuing their…
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Liam O'Malley
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BALDWIN, N.Y. — Local man David Taubes worried he’d somehow pissed off Henry Rollins earlier today after searching for the…
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