Patrick Coyne
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December 28, 2019
I hope you assholes are happy. Recently, The Hard Times asked our readers, who we honestly thought were more mature…
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Patrick Crooks
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December 28, 2019
ATHENS, Ga. — A Gibson Flying V with over 20 years of service in the punk scene was smashed just…
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Bobby Korec
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December 27, 2019
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Behavioral scientists at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced a breakthrough discovery of a theoretical fourth option…
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Francis Beringer
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December 27, 2019
BALTIMORE — Self-proclaimed “scene king” Stephen Fernandez sent an event invite for an upcoming show to his recently deceased friend’s…
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Krissy Howard
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December 26, 2019
BISMARCK, N.D. — A group of local aging punks gathered outside of a show at The Railyard Tavern early yesterday…
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Lauren Lavin
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December 25, 2019
LOS ANGELES — Everclear frontman Art Alexakis was “honestly not surprised” his father made no appearance at the family Christmas…
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Jonah Nink
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December 25, 2019
CHICAGO — Holiday icon and present delivery mogul Santa Claus admitted this morning that he snuck Bandcamp links to his…
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Daniel Arnold
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December 22, 2019
COSTA MESA, Calif. — Local indie band TunnelFuzz are facing criminal charges today, and are officially banned from all Orange…
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Teri Donahugh
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December 21, 2019
WATERLOO, Iowa — Christian rock superfan Keri Wilson has resolved not to go backstage after any concerts until she is…
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Henrik Persson
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December 21, 2019
PORTLAND, Maine — Metalcore frontman and obvious liar Zander Dekay claimed at a show last Friday that he “can’t hear…
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