Steve Packosky
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December 29, 2024
LA MESA, Calif. — Prolific thrash metal frontman Dave Mustaine started a rival retirement organization after being removed from the…
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Steve Packosky
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December 24, 2024
SEATTLE – Christmas carolers and members of local black metal band Kirkeråte only reached three houses before succumbing to the…
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Kyle Donley
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December 17, 2024
REHOBOTH BEACH, Del. — Local grindcore fan Nick Heineke recently criticized all death metal for sounding exactly the same, confirmed…
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Steve Packosky
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December 16, 2024
NORTH HUNTINGDON, Pa. — A friend group composed of progressive metal band Dream Theater fans made a pact to lose…
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Rob Ryder
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December 15, 2024
RICHMOND — Legendary metal group GWAR reportedly cut their usage of onstage fake cum to approximately five barrels a day…
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Chris Bowen
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December 13, 2024
ALLENTOWN, Pa. — Local metalhead Devon Kingsley is reportedly still feeling a slight sense of euphoria after receiving $6.66 back…
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Steve Packosky
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December 8, 2024
ELGIN, Ill. – Local metalhead and black metal show attendee Derek Straub found himself conducting a quick Google search of…
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Laura Lewis
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December 7, 2024
BALTIMORE — Several prominent public figures within the ”flat-earther” community recently attended the same Trapt concert, confirmed multiple sources. “Everybody’s…
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Shane Pauker
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December 4, 2024
CINCINNATI — Metalhead Tim Grant took off his glasses, let down his ponytail, and shook his hair out, only to…
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Ryan Danley
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December 1, 2024
TALLAHASSEE, Tenn. — The Tallahassee Police Department is in chaos due to nearly every officer requesting time off to attend…
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