Tom Scarcella
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The Velvet Underground is the quintessential band that everybody knows is important, but nobody actually listens to. They have a…
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Mac McCarthy
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That slumlord Frank has neglected my apartment for far too long! I've tried being reasonable with him, I've submitted all…
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Ozma is one of those bands that should be way bigger than they are. While people complained about Weezer’s arguably…
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G.I. Joe is the code name for America’s daring, highly trained, special mission force. Its purpose: To defend human freedom…
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Ben Friedman
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Philly has unfairly been the butt end of a lot of jokes about being full of misanthropic sports gremlins, but…
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Colleen Nerney
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Well here we are again. It's Sunday, the thought of having to go back to work tomorrow makes you want…
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As any red-blooded American patriot knows, the insidious woke mind virus has always targeted children the most, and we are…
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Everyone loves a good mosh pit, you get blow off some steam, impress your peers with performative fighting ability, and…
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Scott Waldman
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With the exception of Nas, Eminem, Jay-Z, and MC Hammer, “Weird Al” Yankovic is the best rapper of all time,…
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While timeless comedy certainly exists, it is scarce due to the often reactive nature of the medium, and that apples…
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