Category: Video Games
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Couple Making Out at Barcade Rudely Blocking Ms. Pac-Man Cabinet
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Unrest erupted at the Barcade in Williamsburg after a couple began making out in front of the…
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Pawn Gets Critical Hit in Chess Match
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NEW YORK — A friendly chess match ended spectacularly when a white pawn got a critical hit on the black…
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Finally: Nintendo is Going Door to Door to Patch Wavedashing Out of Melee
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Super Smash Bros. creator Masahiro Sakurai announced today that Nintendo was finally going to send representatives around the world to…
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Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is
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SEATTLE — After popular streamer Richard “Ninja” Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoft’s Mixer, Amazon…
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Nintendo Dreading Inevitable Adoption of Shy Guys as Incel Mascot
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BELLEVUE, Wash. — Crowded around a conference room table in the Nintendo of America headquarters, COO Doug Bowser and numerous…
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Fortnite World Cup Winner Bugha Offered $3 Million Prize in Lump Sum, Annuity, or V-Bucks
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NEW YORK — Following a momentous victory at the Fortnite World Cup finals, 16-year-old eSports prodigy Kyle ‘Bugha’ Giersdorf now…
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Opinion: For All His Faults, Ganondorf Was a Patriot and a Man of Principle
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Ganondorf Dragmire served Hyrule for seven years as it’s king and as we mourn his recent passing, it is important…
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Kamala Harris Announces Debt-Forgiveness Program for Gamers Who Finish Mother 4
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Senator Kamala Harris announced a new policy plan that erases all student debt for gamers who are…
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