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Teen Hearing First Metal Record Spontaneously Grows Thin, Weird Mustache
James Knapp •
November 18, 2020
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Local 13-year-old Damien Glass suddenly sprouted a pencil-line mustache yesterday moments into…
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A simple mistake spelled potential disaster for Dean Selay, merch guy for…
Mirror in Venue Bathroom Fucking Useless
Tyler Roland •
February 28, 2026
LONG BEACH, Calif. — The mirror in the men’s bathroom of local venue Harlux is…