Dave Cross
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BOSTON — Christian speedrunning group ReveRuns posted a declaration today, titled “Life Begins at Loading,” which makes an impassioned plea…
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Mark Roebuck
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Recent sexual partner Nathan Stenhouse has released an apology for his unacceptably short load time during last…
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One night I dreamed a team. As I was walking along the storage town with my Lord, Across the dark…
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Walker Jesse
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Dedicated Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee player Duncan Cooker was recently disappointed to realize that the “Melee”…
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Here’s a tip: never read about the war crimes allied troops committed in World War 2. Trust me, it’s a…
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Dan Tomascik
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ATLANTA — Scientists at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are confirming that, following several states’ pushes to reopen,…
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Eric Bailey
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TWYCROSS, England — Over the last week, Sea of Thieves developer Rare released a new “Ship of Theseus” DLC that…
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Pete Steele
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MIDDLEBURY, Vt. — Local gamer Greg Stephens visited the Able Sisters clothing shop this morning to purchase new items for…
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John Dixon
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CAYCE, S.C. — Local gamer James Larson recently announced his wildly unrealistic fitness goal of looking good in the reflection…
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Johnathan Appel
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WORLD 2 — The so-called “Angry Sun,” who has spent years scowling at people crossing the desert, is actually just…
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