Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump surprised Americans today by replacing Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders with the talking owl who…
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Mark Bouchard
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WASHINGTON — President Trump has brought comic book artist Rob Liefeld, best known as the co-creator of Deadpool and Cable, in…
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Charles E.P. Murphy
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MUSHROOM KINGDOM — A new study on wage distributions in Mushroom Kingdom by University of Toad Town has found the…
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Mark Roebuck
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WASHINGTON — Fans of recycled arguments rejoiced earlier this week, as President Donald Trump unveiled an updated, high definition remaster…
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Patrick Susmilch
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HAU'OLI CITY, Melemele Island — A new report from the Pew Research Center states that today’s seventh generation of Pokémon…
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Jordan Breeding
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NEW YORK — Marvel announced a black-and-white coloring book edition of Avengers so readers can turn popular superheroes like Thor…
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Mark Bouchard
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Right off the bat, I wanna be very clear about something: I’m the #1 Iceman fan in the world, OK?…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced that he will be the next cover star of EA Sports PGA Tour 2018…
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Jon Lalu
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WASHINGTON — The CIA broke their silence on the amount of baller loot that dropped from the infamous Abbottabad raid…
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Chuck Kowalski
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MOTAVIA — Renowned linguist and political activist Noam Chomsky has discovered that the people of “Phantasy Star IV” have demonstrated…
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