Mark Roebuck
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DOWNERS GROVE, Ill. — A study by scientists at Midwestern University has revealed that not only are crows capable of…
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Seth Finkelstein
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Okay, first off, I don’t even know why we’re having this Emergency Meeting. Don’t get me wrong, Yellow’s death is…
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Andy Holt
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NEW YORK — Members of a local group chat insisted that they wouldn’t be going anywhere near that comment, preferring…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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Alright, listen up. I’ve heard of you bootlicking posers that have been asking if this or that person is excused…
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Kevin Hufe
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Duke University mathematics professor Richard Hardens shocked and awed the academic world today by publishing his incredibly…
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Saad Khan
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WESTEROS — Following an exhaustive contact tracing study, a recent Riverlands wedding has been linked to 3,500 deaths, sources report.…
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Andy Holt
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BOSTON — Researchers have made an astonishing breakthrough in the study of time and space, discovering a measurement small enough…
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Jake Menez
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WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Patrons at a local McDonalds restaurant were caught off guard earlier this week as God, alleged…
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Luis Gomez
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Listen, we’ve been friends for years now, and I think it’s time we take our brotastic adventures one step further.…
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Chandler Dean
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HYMERA — At the end of a harrowing journey to rescue his land from certain devastation, steadfast warrior Demetrios Cherwink…
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