M.J. Amory
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June 4, 2017
L OS ANGELES — Following decades of suffering, Lara Croft reportedly underwent a successful surgery today to reduce her incredibly large and geometrically…
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M.J. Amory
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June 4, 2017
WASHINGTON D.C. — After reportedly stating at a casual gathering of friends that her favorite series was Mass Effect and that…
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Mark Turner
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June 4, 2017
FRESNO, C.A. — A man hoping to haul in a large sum of cash found his local GameStop was only…
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Mark Roebuck
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June 4, 2017
UNDERGROUND LAIR, Ang. — Sources confirm everything was going according to the dark prince Dacucard’s wicked plan last night, as he…
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THE HAUGE, Netherlands — In a closed-door trial, military leaders leveled punishment against Sgt. Paul Jackson (aka UberDomed2005) for war…
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Peter Woods
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June 4, 2017
ALBANY, N.Y. — High school guidance counselor Michelle Hollenbeck expressed profound anger today after learning competitive gaming has become a…
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COLUMBUS, Ohio — Local student Hollis Wheaton gave a groundbreaking lecture last night on American race relations while holding the…
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Mark Roebuck
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January 5, 2017
Doug Cavanaugh was reportedly surprised earlier today to find his name at number four on the worldwide street luge power rankings,…
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Freelancer
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December 10, 2016
REDMOND, Wash. -- Nintendo’s NES Classic drew sharp reactions from critics and fans alike this week with the announcement of…
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Mark Roebuck
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June 16, 2016
CHICAGO - Skateboarder Scott Sikes discovered a very rare VHS tape while exploring O’Hare International Airport’s best lines and rails…
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