Patrick Coyne
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June 4, 2018
SALT LAKE CITY — All six patrons and two clerks in Salt Lake City’s Moonshot Comics Emporium reported they were…
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LOS ANGELES — After tweeting a racist comment to her 800,000 followers, Overwatch League has decided to give Roseanne Barr…
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LOS ANGELES — Several major production studios are reportedly vying for the opportunity to make a sup-par film version of…
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Brendan Krick
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May 26, 2018
LANCASTER, Penn. — Manheim Township High School teacher David Siegel is reportedly not sure how to discipline Kyle Jackson, a…
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Graham Techler
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May 12, 2018
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local twenty-six year old Darren Fitzgerald discovered recently that, in order to show off the CDs he’d…
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Listen up, you pathetic little nerdy fucklits: my name is George Raymond Richard Martin, and I’ll write whenever and whatever…
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Following Epic Games’ announcement of tomorrow’s Infinity War themed update to their smash hit Fortnite, fifty percent of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds…
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Peter Kemme
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May 5, 2018
ADAIR, Okla. — Fans at today’s 114th Kentucky Derby were reportedly confused and terrified as they watched Justify, a favorite…
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Patrick Brown
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May 3, 2018
From Star Tours to T2 3-D: Battle Across Time, major theme park licensing deals can provide fresh new narratives for…
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LOS ANGELES — Netflix executives were reportedly relieved to discover that Iron Fist had disintegrated during the finale of Marvel’s…
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