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Friends Hold Intervention for Woman Who Has Become a Sober Influencer

Patrick Coyne • January 3, 2025

FISHERS, Ind. — A small group hosted an intervention recently to help their friend Krista Simmons who has become a…

Local Man Still Riding High Off Successfully Recommending Band in 2016

Antonio Cruise • January 1, 2025

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local resident Calvin Davenport continues to experience unprecedented levels of euphoria nearly a decade after successfully recommending…

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Chaos in Times Square as Millions of Baby Spiders Hatch From NYE Ball

Ben Friedman • January 1, 2025

NEW YORK — Chaos and panic overwhelmed Times Square after the famous New Year’s Eve ball unexpectedly hatched causing revelers…

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Total Loser Spends New Year’s Eve Partying and Having Fun With a Bunch of People in Magical Night They’ll Never Forget

Chris Bowen • December 31, 2024

NEW YORK — Total loser Jay Draboll plans to spend his entire New Year’s Eve partying with friends in what…

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Man in Body Wash Aisle Debating Whether He Wants to Smell Like Wood or Stone

Matt McInerney • December 29, 2024

BOULDER, Colo. — Local man Turner Eaton was seen standing in the soap aisle of CVS, debating whether to purchase…

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Man Still Grieving Radio Station That Went Off the Air 20 Years Ago

Ben Friedman • December 28, 2024

EATONTOWN, N.J. — Local man Brian Johanssen admitted that he is still grieving the loss of his favorite radio station…

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Guy Wishing for Class War This Christmas Will Settle for a Decent Panini Press

Chris Bowen • December 25, 2024

ENDICOTT, N.Y. — Local man Jullian Karnes is hopeful for a war waged by the working class towards the wealthy…

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Hot Topic Employee Traded to Ann Taylor After 25th Birthday

Cory Cousins • December 24, 2024

GREENSBORO, N.C. — Local angsty teen goth hang and ironic t-shirt purveyor Hot Topic traded one of their employees to…

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Trump Administration Poised to Remove Federal Protections for California’s Last Known Aquabats

Matt Oriente • December 23, 2024

SAN MATEO, Calif. – President-elect Donald Trump announced via Truth Social his intention to remove "any and all" federal protections…

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Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs

The Hard Times Staff • December 22, 2024

TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a new bill that bans the word “gay” from being used in…

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