Doug Kolic
•
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump directed his soon-to-be Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, to immediately shut down the predominantly black…
Read More →
Sean Fallon
•
TAMPA, Fla. — Local curmudgeon John McCallister loudly revealed that he believed wheelchair ramps are woke, despite once being capable…
Read More →
Dom Turek
•
PITTSBURGH, Pa. — An employee at a local dive bar and eatery, Rock Room, shocked co-workers and customers alike after…
Read More →
S.L. Neechski
•
LOS ANGELES — Director and grizzled high school shop teacher look-alike Mel Gibson announced this week that his next project,…
Read More →
Trevor Graham
•
SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local 42-year-old punk Chet Roberts, who has spent the last 27 years living day-to-day in suspended teenage…
Read More →
Maksym LaRouche
•
BROWNSVILLE, Texas — SpaceX announced they will no longer be allowing school teachers on their spaceships following the second explosion…
Read More →
Ryan Danley
•
CHICAGO — Local 10-year-old Jake Marshall got a surprising glimpse into adulthood during Take Your Child to Work Day when…
Read More →
Trevor Graham
•
WASHINGTON — President Trump commented on the appearance of the Statue of Liberty calling it a “six, at best” during…
Read More →
Zack Zagranis
•
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump attended Ash Wednesday service at St. John's Episcopal Church, Lafayette Square, where he reportedly asked…
Read More →
Rob Ryder
•
RICHMOND — Devoted tradwife Becky Johanson was reportedly shocked with the amount of anal involved with the lifestyle, reported wide-eyed…
Read More →
