Vincent J Ives
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WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — Local Confederate LARPer Dale McKagney was known around town as a loser in his everyday life which…
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Doug Kolic
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ATLANTA — Local battle rapper Slim Todd Paulson was apparently surprised that so many of his opponents in a recent…
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BRAUNAU AM INN, Austria — Democratic Congressman David Eastlund of Nevada bent the rules of time and space as we…
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Trevor Graham
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DULUTH, Minn. — The massive tech billionaire-run oligarchy suffered a devastating blow today as local account coordinator and frisbee golf…
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Tim Mehew
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NEW YORK — Local ad agency Brunch Menu launched a new advertising campaign that simply read, “These aren’t your dad’s…
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Matt Husser
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HOUSTON — Conspiracy theorist Giovanni Holland took to YouTube today to reveal a new theory alleging Neil Armstrong faked his…
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Amber Hendrix
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RICHMOND, Va. — A recent study from the University of Richmond revealed a startling link between the declining U.S. birth…
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Doug Kolic
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WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump directed his soon-to-be Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon, to immediately shut down the predominantly black…
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Sean Fallon
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local curmudgeon John McCallister loudly revealed that he believed wheelchair ramps are woke, despite once being capable…
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Dom Turek
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PITTSBURGH, Pa. — An employee at a local dive bar and eatery, Rock Room, shocked co-workers and customers alike after…
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