John Danek
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MADISON, Wis. — Noticing the copious golden earwax covering your Eargasm concert earplugs, a depraved concertgoer at the Riff Palace…
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Sarah Cortina
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MADISON, Wis. — Local loser Jim Perkins reportedly found his DUI from two beers kind of embarrassing, confirmed sources who…
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Justin Cummings
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STOCKTON, Calif. — Local ICE agent Tony Stockton added wounded veteran plates to his Ford F150 after getting his feelings…
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Cody Arbor
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IOWA CITY, Iowa — Suburban father Tyler Rainey expressed frustration over children’s lack of media literacy, despite firmly believing country…
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Rachel Hein
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TOLEDO, Ohio — A local infant became the voice of the people as he wretched in discomfort and unleashed a…
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Dom Turek
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OGDEN, Utah — A local mom offered her daughter some unsolicited advice this weekend, suggesting she might feel more confident…
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Reuben Blanchard
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NEW YORK — A new study from Columbia University revealed that millennials are still recovering from the trauma caused by…
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Reuben Blanchard
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LOS ANGELES — Activision announced that the remake of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3+4 will include a new playable character…
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Tim Graham
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RAQQA, Syria — Terrorist organization ISIS is taking credit for a stylish TikTok video showing masked figures successfully reattaching a…
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Steve Packosky
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DENVER — A devastating 12-1 loss incurred by the Colorado Rockies at the hands of the Milwaukee Brewers was completely…
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