Mike Maher
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RYE, N.Y. — A photo being used to help locate local missing boy James Dooley is shaking a community to…
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PITTSBURGH — American Eagle announced a series of ads highlighting how good black people are at playing basketball in an…
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Peter Woods
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives announced a new federally funded program asking the incel…
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Tim Sheard
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — A stunning rendition of The Beatles’ 1965 hit “Yesterday” by busker Alan Wentzel was completely overshadowed by…
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Dan Kozuh
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NAPERVILLE, Ill. — Major companies are reportedly scrambling to come up with workplace perks that can rival masturbating freely in…
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Kelley Greene
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ATLANTA — Hooters announced that it would be closing dozens of stores nationwide as part of a bankruptcy restructuring plan,…
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RJ Atkinson
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NEWPORT NEWS, Va. — Local doctor, and self-described nihilist, recommended more sleep for better mood, improved brain function, and a…
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Ryan Darrah
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CHICAGO — A new sleep study released today by DIY Labs confirmed that your current level of inebriation is woefully…
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HELL — Legendary professional wrestler, adulterer, and noted racist Hulk Hogan admitted he was confused as to why heaven seemed…
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CLEARWATER, Fla. — Hulk Hogan, famed professional wrestler, actor, and white nationalist, passed away earlier today, succumbing to health problems…
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