Hana Michels
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August 26, 2016
NEW YORK -- 26-year-old Michael Reyder reportedly had his mind blown late last night after quickly using the women’s restroom…
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Mark Roebuck
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August 24, 2016
AUSTIN, Texas -- Sleep-deprived insurrectionist Terrence Dravenstatt finally achieved a good night’s rest last night after using a modified version…
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Steven Kowalski
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July 28, 2016
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - Federal Fish and Wildlife Service officials warned today that thousands of homes and tens of thousands…
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Steven Kowalski
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July 25, 2016
OLYMPIA, Wash. — Dave Grohl, the self-described “biggest fan of all the music,” announced today his plan to lead an all-male…
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NEWINGTON, Conn. - A local city council meeting was ambushed during a public comment session last week, when a 13-year-old…
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USA — A cold-blooded killer who threatens the safety of everyone around him due to his uncontrollable rage and easy…
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OXNARD, Calif. – Local punk Richard Clemmons, bored of railing against man-made systems and social structures, has embarked on a…
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DEKALB, Ill. - Mere seconds after you made a Facebook post expressing your grief over the Notre-Dame fire, one local…
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Steve Bennett
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June 10, 2016
BOSTON — A college party underwent a sudden change in mood late last night after the host’s iPod Shuffle launched…
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BOULDER, Colo. – Local counterculture bookstores were once a bastion of fringe thought in America, providing anarchists, atheists, communists, radical…
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