Matt Dooman
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CINCINNATI — A suspect is in custody today after breaking a window in the Ohio home of Vice President JD…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — In a stunning instance of miscommunication between departments, ICE agents have deported Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro back to…
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Ben Friedman
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PROVIDENCE, R.I. - FBI Director Kash Patel has informed reporters of a breakthrough in the manhunt for the Brown University…
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Dan Rice
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When you enter the world of politics, you are no longer just a person; you’re a brand. Everything you say…
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Dan Rice
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Citing advancing mega-arthritis preventing him from “giving 100% every night,” Megadeth founder Dave Mustaine has announced he…
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Trevor Graham
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BRANSON, Mo. — A family of four was evicted from the home of twelve years due to a Democrat hoax…
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Dan Katz
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Ahead of Australia’s ban on children under 16 holding social media accounts, the country has seen a sharp increase in…
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Matt Husser
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AUSTIN, MN — The Hormel Corporation has announced today it will be awarding its coveted Hormel Peace Prize to President…
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Garry Kerls
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LOS ANGELES — After coming out victorious in the multi-billion dollar bidding war to acquire Warner Bros., Netflix CEO Ted…
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Dan Rice
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WASHINGTON — Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth continues to adamantly deny multiple claims that he thought Metallica’s Kill ‘Em All…
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