Matt Husser
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Go through the Christmas carol canon and there are dozens of songs about wanting to to fuck Santa Claus. “Santa…
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Tim Sheard
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So far, winter break has been pretty cool. I was really excited for Christmas, and I know Mom and Dad…
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Jessica Lillian
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So you’re broke, it’s almost Christmas, and you forgot to buy gifts for everyone. Great news! Turns out that show…
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Matt Husser
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When I left home to become a big-time mall Santa divorce attorney in New York City, I never thought I'd…
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Trevor Graham
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Well, it’s that magical time of the year again. It’s the holidays and all that capitalist bullshit that we used…
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Sidney Conant
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As the unofficial assistant hiring manager for Frankie’s Frozen Pizzas Incorporated, I’ve seen my fair share of disrespectful candidates, but…
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Dan Rice
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Son, I will not be mailing your Christmas wishlist to the North Pole this year, please have a seat. Over…
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Alex Vlahov
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Get ready for a truth bomb. I keep hearing about this new bullshit epidemic known as “male loneliness” and it…
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John Danek
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Great show last night! Seriously, props. Your new band’s first show was packed with friends, your significant other, your significant…
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Violet Cowdin
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It’s Monday. Your co-worker has a lot to tell you about their weekend, and pretty soon you feel yourself wanting…
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