Category: Blog

How to Save Money on Therapy by Trauma Dumping on Your Friends at Every Conceivable Opportunity

John Danek • April 5, 2023

Talk therapy is a service that almost all people could benefit from. Unfortunately, it costs about $700 per minute and…

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Help! I Started Smoking Weed but It Wasn’t a Gateway to Any Stronger Drugs

Doug Kolic • April 4, 2023

I'm a pretty trusting person. That’s why I listened to my guidance counselors and that cop from the D.A.R.E. program…

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How I Finally Overcame My Gambling Problem by Hearing a 60 Second Begrudging Disclaimer After a Draftkings Ad

Matt McInerney • April 4, 2023

It all began one Sunday when I was watching a few games on mute and listening to my favorite podcast.…

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We Look Back on the Music of the Transformers DVD Menu Because We’re Drunk at Our Friend’s House in 2008

Yancy Lee Crawford • April 3, 2023

I don’t know how I fell asleep using the lower level of a coffee table as a pillow, but here…

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Shit: This Guy’s Cover of “Wonderwall” Is Actually Pretty Good

Mimi Kenny • April 2, 2023

Wow, this guy brought an acoustic guitar to a coffee shop open mic. I’m sure he will just astound us…

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How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Bomb, Then Time Went on and We Started to Drift Apart and I Still Think About the Bomb Sometimes but It’s Weird Now

Nathan Kamal • April 1, 2023

There comes a point in everyone's life when they begin to wonder if it's time to put away childish things,…

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Crap! We Were Supposed To Review This New Restaurant but We Filled Up on Bread

Ben Friedman • March 31, 2023

The Roux Kitchen is the latest endeavor by renowned French celebrity chef Claude Tremblay and is one of the hottest…

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Did Limp Bizkit Predict the Future? Because Everything Is Fucked and Everybody Sucks

Jason VanSlycke • March 30, 2023

Is Fred Durst a prophet speaking to our generation about the horrors of living during the decline of the American…

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Just Because I’m Afraid of My Own Doorbell Doesn’t Mean I Won’t Kick Your Ass

John Danek • March 29, 2023

Listen up, motherfucker. I heard what you said. Oh, you think I won’t fight you because I freeze for 40…

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Real Life Willy Wonka? This Meat Processing Plant Owner Only Employs Small Children

Ben Friedman • March 28, 2023

Whether you’ve read the books or seen the movies, there isn’t a single person alive who doesn’t wish they could…

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