Theia Hawkins
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June 26, 2025
Holy fuck you guys won’t believe this shit. McFuckingDonald’s secret menu is real and it will change your normal dumbass…
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My fellow centrists, As of this writing, I have just gotten off the phone with Zohran Mamdani, a democratic socialist,…
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Laurie Bolewitz
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June 25, 2025
With growing concern surrounding misinformation, propaganda, and proposals of state-sanctioned “wellness camps,” Americans today are friggin’ scared. Are re-education camps…
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Mikey Reid
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June 24, 2025
Your straight edge loved one has become ensnared in the terrible trap of Liquid Death abuse and you can’t stand…
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S.L. Neechski
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June 23, 2025
You there. Yeah, you. I see you in that, ahem, “vintage” Strokes t-shirt, leaning against the wall in your ripped…
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Tyler Roland
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June 22, 2025
Hey, kid. I may not be a household name, but back in the day, I was one of the in-demand…
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Tim Sheard
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June 21, 2025
Nobody is completely honest while online dating. Some guys will fudge their height a couple inches or pretend to be…
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Steve Packosky
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June 20, 2025
Few leaders are as internationally reviled as Russian president Vladimir Putin. Whether he’s unlawfully invading his neighboring countries or meddling…
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Henrik Persson
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June 19, 2025
Perhaps overshadowed by "Terminator 2" at the time, "Point Break" is nevertheless regarded as a 1990s action classic, and the…
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Steve Packosky
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June 18, 2025
Ew, gross! You just got off your grandmother’s couch while you were visiting her and you accidentally brushed against the…
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