You may think of us as a punk website, but it’s long been our goal to evolve into a source of objective news for all…
Tax Day is upon us, and while it has never been popular (unless you’re getting money back, you lucky bastards) this year it is especially…
It seems that it’s becoming more and more difficult for the middle class to get by these days. Steadily increasing costs of living and predatory…
Many of us grew up watching syndicated episodes of the British sitcom “Mr. Bean” starring Rowan Atkinson, wherein he played a largely silent, bumbling bozo…
Feminism is a scary word for men. Like “dentist” or “accountability,” it evokes visceral reactions from guys who think maternity leave is “woke.” The idea…
Let me make one thing perfectly clear right off the bat: I love Pantera. Their particular brand of in-your-face, street-wise heavy metal served me well…
Bro, listen to me. I know you weren’t even gonna come out tonight. Long week. Rent’s late. Life is a fucking joke. But none of…
So you’ve found yourself at a Desolated show, and you want to be certain that nobody other than you gets to enjoy the performance. What’s…
Man domesticated dogs nearly 15,000 years ago, and astonishingly, there are now 400 distinct dog breeds. Even more astonishing is that no one thought to…
Hate is a word usually reserved for one’s most despised enemies, but what if the most pustulant, putrid, revolting human being you can think of…
Man you guys, you’ll never believe what happened to me when I went to Amoeba Records last week! I shouldn’t say anything, but I can’t…
As we all know by now, heaven and hell do not exist, God is a figment of our collective imagination, and all religion is horseshit.…
If you’ve even visited your parents on a weekday afternoon or waited in a doctor’s office, chances are you’ve seen A&E’s hit show “Storage Wars”,…
My name is Professor Henry Davison. I have been a professor of English for twelve years at Grover Cleveland University here in Ohio. And it’s…
Weeknights are busy. You come home after a long and hellish day of being told what to do by people you don’t respect…and now your…