When my wife Sophia and I first announced our engagement, we were surprised when it was met with a muted response from friends and family.…
If you’re reading this, it’s too late. Wingstop forgot to put ranch in the bag. The only part of your meal that mattered. Obviously the…
Doctors these days! I’ve been having migraines now for six months and I finally went to see a doctor about them after a particularly bad…
Well, I’ve gotten to the stage that everyone gets to at some point in their relationship. The part where you either break up or ask…
So it finally happened. You met someone on Tinder and have been sexting them for the past week and a half. You were supposed to…
Before embracing my naturally androgynous features, I tried to wax, contour, and push-up bra my way into feminization to avoid mean remarks from children and…
I don’t want to sound like one of those crotchety old curmudgeons who isn’t grateful that his music resonates with such a wide audience, but…
Well, it’s time to grow up, and that means budgeting. When I realized my credit score was supposed to be triple digits, I had to…
Woooo! San Diego! This beach condo is sick! Who wants edibles? I hit up that dispensary by the airport on our way here. The dude…
I’ve always sort of had twin passions: medicine and comedy. That’s why I trained to become a paramedic at the same time I started taking…
Since 2007, the Baconator has been a universal staple on Wendy’s menus around the world. More recently, in late 2023, the brilliant minds in the…
Oh shit. Oh fuck. I messed up so bad. This was NOT what I expected AT ALL. Adopting this portion of West Huguenot Road was…
Gift cards can feel both like limitless free money but they also seem to evaporate as soon as you enter the store. Unfortunately the grandparent…
The foundation of any good marriage is communication, which is why my wife and I text each other multiple times throughout the day. Whether I’m…
Good evening, my name is Sam, and I will be your server tonight. Before we get started, I have a few specials off the menu.…