Since the dawn of the Industrial Revolution, the ruling class has done their best to extract as much capital from their workers while subjecting them…
The age-old question persists—how is recorded music meant to be heard? Is it the warm crackle of vinyl, with all its analogue imperfections? Is it…
It’s 2024. Inflation has hit all aspects of the economy, corporate layoffs continue in mass, and Red Lobster’s bottomless shrimp option has effectively help them…
One thing about me is I’m the type of fella who likes to turn a negative into a positive. For instance, when the COVID lockdowns…
Bad news, folks. This weekend I went on one of my journeys into the spiritual realm to convene with the higher beings and, rather than…
Just like the bower bird with his bower or the black widow spider with his lively rump dance, human men often go to great lengths…
What an incredible dinner party this is! I’ve never been in such a gorgeous yet oddly period non-specific mansion before, and definitely not one in…
Growing up as a millennial was tough. The internet came along and changed the world, and our parents were too self-absorbed and lead-poisoned to ever…
Limp Bizkit’s ‘Significant Other’ has hit the quarter-century mark this year and so does the anniversary of you losing your virginity. Unfortunately, the two are…
Most gerbils like myself spend their lives in modest clear plastic tubes or behind bars playing in soft wood chips content with their solitary life.…
Our latest song is almost done, but something’s missing. The vocals sound like a freaky werewolf threeway, the breakdown chugs like a monster truck rally,…
As the self-appointed authority on all things film, I’d like to introduce you to a future cult classic so unnerving, so screwball and so utterly…
It’s getting more and more difficult to speak truth to power these days, especially when it comes to the judiciary branch of our federal government.…
As a person on the go, I understand that fast food is about convenience, not quality, so I’ve never filed a formal complaint until now.…
I don’t know if it’s because I’m constantly saying, “Yes, Chef!” like I’m in a cult, deboning sugar gliders because Sysco had a deal on…