Twitter is buzzing about a lot of things right now, but none of them are the tweets by Kurt Williams, who is just now starting to tweet about Ted Cruz getting caught liking porn on Twitter. Honestly, it’s pretty weird. Did he just find out about it? Or has he been saving up all these tweets for a while?
It seems like a lot of things have happened since then, but this guy is really just going hard at this whole Ted Cruz thing now. Kinda bizarre. Maybe not breaking news worthy, but I mean just look at this stuff.
More like Tedward Slippery Hands
— Travis Hardaway (@Jedi42069) October 17, 2017
This is a pretty far way to go for a pun, right? I mean, maybe if the news had just broke someone would tweet this? But why now?
Looks like @pornhub should open up a @tedcruz category!
— Kurt Williams (@Perfect10Balls) October 17, 2017
He’s just so excited. What has he been up to lately? Look at the time stamp. This is weeks after the news broke.
Liking Porn? Pfff. Trump Cameoed in a Porn. That’s Why He’s President and Cruz isn’t!
— Kurt Williams (@Perfect10Balls) October 17, 2017
Wait till he hears about Trump throwing the paper towels.
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Can’t wait for your TED talk on how to find the best porn on twitter, @tedcruz.
— Kurt Williams (@Perfect10Balls) October 17, 2017
Ok, this one isn’t horrible but look at that time stamp. What’s going on here? Also just noticing his handle is Perfect10balls. What’s that about?
Beyonce = Queen Bee
— Kurt Williams (@Perfect10Balls) October 17, 2017
Are his balls a perfect 10? Or did he maybe play college basketball or something? Kinda weird, right?