You know, when this couple asked to have sex in my hot tub I kind of just assumed they meant with me as well. But the way things have been going so far, I’m beginning to think I may have read into it a little too much why they pointed to my jacuzzi and asked: “do you mind?”
Okay, maybe I’m just being overly self-conscious. I just have to live in the moment here. I mean, isn’t this what I bought this hot tub for in the first place. Sure, they may not be paying much attention to me now, but I’ll get my chance. I’m pretty sure one of them rubbed my balls with their foot earlier; that’s a good sign right? Yeah, this is gonna be awesome!
Although now that I think of it, when they asked to use the hot tub they did look a little confused when I got in too. I wonder if I should have thought anything of it when he shrugged and said: “I guess this is fine.” No, right? He was probably talking about the water temperature anyway. I just wish they’d stop referring to me as ‘the perv.’
Should I be doing anything right now? They’ve clearly gotten into a pretty good rhythm; I feel bad interrupting. Maybe I can rub his shoulders or hold her hair or something. Just any human contact at this point would be a relief. Seriously, I don’t know how much longer I can keep this erection going on my own.
This all feels very similar to when that lesbian couple from down the block asked to use the tub last month. They were still really nice but as I recall all they let me do was adjust the jet settings while they scissored and I still had to clean up afterward. Goddammit, why does this keep happening?
Alright, c’mon, man. Time to get in the game here. You are sexy and desirable and one or both of these people want you inside of them. So fluff yourself up real quick and let’s find an angle in there.