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June 18, 2021

BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Punk legend and resurrected Brood X cicada Titus Umbilicus emerged from the earth this week extremely late…

June 11, 2021

PORTLAND, Ore. — Progressive metal band Knight Vision announced they are accepting applications from medieval studies majors for a summer…

June 7, 2021

CINCINNATI — The comments section on a Facebook post about treatments for anxiety and depression caused by the solitude and…

May 8, 2021

I watched a lot of “21 Jump Street” when I was a kid, and consider it my primary motivation for…

April 7, 2021

INDIANAPOLIS — Members of sludge band RESINator expressed a desire to play faster, heavier death metal, but admitted that they…

April 2, 2021

SEATTLE — Real estate giant Zillow announced a new “punk” setting today for users that will allow potential home buyers…

April 1, 2021

I can tell what you’re thinking from across the showroom. I know you want to pick one up, strum it…

February 25, 2021

After years of unsuccessful attempts, me ‘n Scooter finally made our way down to Bohemian Grove and caught a lizard…

February 17, 2021

CHICAGO — Local metalhead Seth Drury’s insistence on wearing a well-worn jean jacket as his primary source of warmth and…

February 2, 2021

In November of 2020, science, love, and decency conquered all that stood in the way of justice, and America got…