BOSTON — Local liberal Brian Mullins, who is boycotting any company that he sees as supporting a fascist regime, spends…
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DULUTH, Minn. — The massive tech billionaire-run oligarchy suffered a devastating blow today as local account coordinator and frisbee golf…
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SYRACUSE, N.Y. — Local 42-year-old punk Chet Roberts, who has spent the last 27 years living day-to-day in suspended teenage…
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WASHINGTON — President Trump commented on the appearance of the Statue of Liberty calling it a “six, at best” during…
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk Corey Lambert awoke in the middle of the night in a cold sweat after realizing…
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NEW YORK — A groundbreaking new study from Columbia University seemingly proves that the sound of music abruptly ending with…
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local 43-year-old Craig Peterson entered a new phase of life where he lets out an involuntary groan…
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BENTONVILLE, Ark. — Local naive man Collin Blakeman blissfully contributed savings to his 401(k) despite the fact there is no…
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Oh man, have you seen my Cybertruck? It’s so fucking sick, dude. Just look at it. It’s like something straight…
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Well, it’s that magical time of the year again. It’s the holidays and all that capitalist bullshit that we used…
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