July 21, 2023
PATCHOGUE, N.Y. — Local comedy nerd Robert Korey abandoned his girlfriend Jessica Linney at a party to quote one-liners from…
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December 6, 2022
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local patriarch and casual Van Halen fan Steven Kaufman treated his extended family to a thorough read-through…
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July 1, 2022
SACRAMENTO — Young Joey Hopkins was forced to listen to volumes five, seven, and eight of his father’s Epitaph Punk-O-Rama…
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December 24, 2021
SACRAMENTO — Local post-punk heroes Modern Error have been on the verge of collapse due to lead singer Jeremy Larson…
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June 11, 2021
It’s been a good thirty-odd years of screw-ups, so now seems like as good a time as any to review…
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March 31, 2021
TOPEKA, Kan. — Self-proclaimed "world's biggest Pearl Jam fan" Danica Young’s entire musical identity was stripped from her yesterday after…
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January 16, 2021
LONDON — Queen Elizabeth II announced today that she will knight either Liam or Noel Gallagher of famed 90s Britpop…
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November 9, 2020
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local pop-punk group Dorm Room Philosophers reportedly fought over songwriting technique yesterday while recording their new album,…
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November 3, 2020
The year was 2004 and we were a freshman in high school. While most focused on the defining cultural moment…
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July 14, 2020
SACRAMENTO — Local band Meerkat Infanticide has asked Die Society, the headliners of today’s PUNKDEMIK streamed benefit show, to allow…
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