D.R.I. Logo Tears ACL
HOUSTON — D.R.I.’s legendary “Skanker Man” was sidelined with a torn ACL following an injury brought on by decades of touring…
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The Hard Times Staff — Page 68
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OPINION: Weird, That Guy Has Always Been Cool To Me
Though I would love to join in with my peers in shit-talking scene mainstay Stevey Smalls, I am sorry, but…
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Exhausted Port-O-Potty Dreading Another Music Festival Season
INDIO, CA – As summer 2016 rapidly approaches, sources reported that a weary and exhausted Port-O-Potty is terrified at having…
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Gene Simmons Calls Misfits Reunion “Pathetic”
NEW YORK -- Legendary KISS frontman Gene Simmons had some tough love for the Misfits following Riot Fest’s announcement that…
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Headlining Band Shouts Out Opening Act They Didn’t See
BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Cleveland hardcore legends Dayz of Mizery shouted out local opening band Massive Gains despite arriving at the venue a full…
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Punk Parents Blame Child’s Terrible Taste in Music on Vaccinations
DENVER — Local punk couple Deanna and Paul Melun believe their 15-month-old son’s terrible taste in music is directly linked to…
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Japanese Teenager Writes Creepy Song About Rivers Cuomo
OSAKA, JAPAN — Mayu Hamasaki, an 18-year-old Osaka native, garnered a small amount of international fame last week after releasing…
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Opening Band Hopes to Win Over Crowd With 17th Song
CONCORD, Calif. – Opening hardcore band Glide hoped to win over an apathetic crowd by launching enthusiastically into their 17th…
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31-Year-Old “Weird Al” Yankovic Fan Has No Clue What Is Being Parodied on Latest Album
LOS ANGELES – 31-year-old "Weird Al" Yankovic fan Erik Clark is attempting to come to terms with the fact that he…
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Mom Not Sure if Son is Punk or Just Gross
HARTFORD, Conn. — Linda Westchester set out on a mission recently to determine once and for all whether her only…
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