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March 18, 2020

HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — A punk show scheduled to happen in local teen Mike Lennox’s basement was canceled yesterday afternoon after…

March 17, 2020

PHILADELPHIA — St. Patrick’s Day revelers at Rocco’s Lounge realized moments ago that the green beer they’re drinking is not…

March 6, 2020

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Probation officer Morris Berger is the closest thing struggling punk band Muskrat Funeral has to a tour…

March 3, 2020

WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence announced plans today to protect American citizens from the coronavirus by sending all infected…

February 29, 2020

Get the hell out of my way! I just got here an hour late and I’m shitfaced but it’s my…

February 28, 2020

BOSTON — Extremely sweaty attendees at a Four Year Strong "Brain Pain" record release show report the band has been…

February 10, 2020

Beck’s genre-defying “Odelay” is considered one of the best albums of the ‘90s, but how does it hold up over…

February 8, 2020

WASHINGTON — XFL players from the Seattle Dragons and DC Defenders kneeling during the National Anthem at the league’s inaugural…

February 8, 2020

SAN DIEGO — Members of chillwave band Hookah Sesh are engaged in a heated internal struggle to establish the beta…

January 30, 2020

MILWAUKEE — Local punk Doug Reece is surprised and deeply troubled that he has lived long enough for his metabolism…