Ted Pillow, Author at HARDTIMES

March 6, 2020

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Probation officer Morris Berger is the closest thing struggling punk band Muskrat Funeral has to a tour…

March 3, 2020

WASHINGTON — Vice President Mike Pence announced plans today to protect American citizens from the coronavirus by sending all infected…

February 29, 2020

Get the hell out of my way! I just got here an hour late and I’m shitfaced but it’s my…

February 28, 2020

BOSTON — Extremely sweaty attendees at a Four Year Strong "Brain Pain" record release show report the band has been…

February 10, 2020

Beck’s genre-defying “Odelay” is considered one of the best albums of the ‘90s, but how does it hold up over…

February 8, 2020

WASHINGTON — XFL players from the Seattle Dragons and DC Defenders kneeling during the National Anthem at the league’s inaugural…

February 8, 2020

SAN DIEGO — Members of chillwave band Hookah Sesh are engaged in a heated internal struggle to establish the beta…

January 30, 2020

MILWAUKEE — Local punk Doug Reece is surprised and deeply troubled that he has lived long enough for his metabolism…

January 8, 2020

DOVER, N.H. — Your coworker, accounts manager Randy Ferguson, has no idea that he is your mortal enemy in a…

December 22, 2019

It’s every beer pong player’s worst nightmare. Worse than getting shut out. Worse than playing with Milwaukee’s Best. Even worse...…