First off, shout out to my girl Denise for scoring two VIP tickets to Kid Rock at the Barry Expo…
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MOBILE, Ala. — Members of black metal band Christspearer found themselves regretting setting fire to St. Mark the Evangelist’s Catholic…
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The nineties were a great time as far as iconic rock tunes were concerned. We couldn’t turn on our radios…
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Oh shit, this interview is not going well. As soon as this guy used the phrase “income statement”, you knew…
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STANFORD, Calif. — A psychological study at Stanford University found that 85% of participants would willingly drink kerosene if the…
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You know, I really don’t understand why everyone in my life is telling me that I haven’t amounted to anything.…
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Garage punk band Diarrhea Planet issued an apology for releasing good music after having chosen such an…
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Ow! Fuckshitfuck, that burns. People put ice on razor burn all the time, so I just figured dry ice would…
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CENTRE ISLAND, N.Y. — Popular singer/songwriter Billy Joel revealed that his 1973 hit “Piano Man” is actually about a nightmarish…
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YOUNGSTOWN, Ohio — Local conservative Karl Stokes decided to go back to being angry about Critical Race Theory after realizing…
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