If you grew up in the nineties, it’s highly likely that you spent a lot of time watching Nickelodeon. Classic…
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary punk band Bad Religion decided to cut costs for an upcoming tour by having lead singer…
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ZION, Ill. — A banjo purchase by 41-year-old Stan Rukowski gave the millennial a decently affordable mid-life crisis, sources report.…
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Look, I know what you’re thinking. “This guy’s whole identity is centered around being straight-edge, and he just threw it…
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CLEARWATER, Fla. — A gonorrhea outbreak during an outdoor Bret Michaels concert at the BayCare Sound was somehow less unpleasant…
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SAN DIEGO — Hatebreed fan Scott Tamowsky found inspiration in the band’s lyrics to overcome a recent charge for aggravated…
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Oof, things REALLY aren’t going well right now, are they? It seems like every day our president does something that…
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WASHINGTON — A recent poll among the nation’s random drunk dipshits at the bar have declared 1991’s “Enter Sandman” the…
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If you’re of millennial age, chances are pretty high that you grew up watching the heavily syndicated sitcom “Full House”.…
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GOLETA, Calif. — Margaret Nerdstrom, the girl featured on the album cover of skate punk band Lagwagon’s 1998 album “Let’s…
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