Sam Rose, Author at HARDTIMES

September 7, 2018

OAKLAND, Calif. — Recent trust-fund recipient and part-time blogger Nick Headon reportedly smirked yesterday while vigorously typing on his brand…

August 20, 2018

COSTA MESA, Calif. — 33-year-old house painter and disillusioned ska enthusiast Brady Taylor took a Sharpie to the white boxes…

March 5, 2018

As temperatures continue to drop this winter there are a couple things to keep in mind. We all know that…

January 18, 2018

LOS ANGELES — Anemic American and Etsy shop owner Devin Davies was seen this morning sorting a variety of personal,…

December 19, 2017

WOODLAND, Calif. — Emerson Middle School teacher Erol Raybould inconspicuously cuffed his shirt sleeves this morning in hopes that his…

December 7, 2017

Look, I’m not an expert on, well anything. I’m just a curious guy who likes a lively debate. Will I…

December 1, 2017

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — An adjunct lecturer of American Studies at Santa Monica City College strongly hinted to his class…

October 12, 2017

Anyone who knows me, knows that I’m an ally, I’m a feminist, and I’m woke. That is why I’m shocked…

September 22, 2017

VACAVILLE, Calif. — Amateur photographer Cindy Mendez encouraged her son and other stone-faced members of the Vaca Peña Crew to…

August 7, 2017

DAVIS, Calif. — Sue and Phil Atherton were caught exchanging furtive glances last night in anticipation of the coitus scheduled…