Big Game Hunter Convention Planned Suspiciously Close to Furry Convention
SIOUX CITY, Iowa — Furries in Iowa planning a day of revelry, debauchery, and good times were shocked to learn…
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Dirty Little Cuck Likes Watching Other People Play Video Games
HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play…
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‘Magic: the Gathering’ Player Confident Opponent Isn’t Ready for New Deck’s Secret Weapon
NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a…
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Luigi Amiibo Curved to Hit G-Spot
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced in a press conference today that the new Luigi Amiibo doubles as a fully functioning…
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6 Awesome ‘Street Fighter’ Moves to Try Out on Your Younger Brother
Bro, so not only is Street Fighter one of the most badass games ever made, but there’s like, a ton…
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Thousands Dead After Rocky Mountains Tapped for One Red Mana
CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Tragedy struck North America when a planeswalker tapped the Rocky Mountains for one red mana, killing tens…
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6 People Who Make a Living Playing Video Games, Mom
Video games are a huge industry these days. It’s not just for burnout 30-year-olds who still live with their parents,…
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Anime Girl Has Massive Back Problems After Spending Entire Life With Her Knees Bent In
KYOTO, Japan — Mitsui Aya, star of the popular anime series Teenage Monster Slayers, has begun experiencing debilitating back pain…
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Man No Longer Considered the Most Dangerous Game
AMAZON RAINFOREST — In a solemn press conference staged outside their lavish rainforest bungalow, the world’s billionaires have announced that…
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Quiz: Is He Really Committed or Does He Just Need a 4th For Catan?
So you’ve been dating your new prince charming for a while now, and you’re ready to take that next big…
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