So you’ve been dating your new prince charming for a while now, and you’re ready to take that next big step with him. But is he ready to commit to you? Like every girl, you’re worried that he’s just sticking around in the relationship because he needs a fourth player for a game of Settlers of Catan. Are you the girl of his dreams, or just a 3-for-1 Port in a storm? Take our quiz to find out!
What’s an average date night look like?
You know he’s planned something great. Maybe it’s dinner at your favorite restaurant, or a walk in the park followed by ice cream. Maybe a surprise trip upstate to a bed and breakfast. No matter what, you know he’s going to make it special.
He adds you to a group chat with his friends Craig and Kyle and gets a game of Catan together.
What does he do to make you feel special?
He’s swept you off your feet and placed you above all others. He leaves gifts around the house for you to find. He sends you cute texts every morning. He introduces you to his friends as his soulmate.
He always offers you good trades in Catan. Well, mutually beneficial trades. But at least he offers to trade with you before Craig. Most of the time.
How do you keep things spicy?
He’s a gentleman in the streets, but in the sheets? Well let’s just say he likes to try new things. Whipped cream? Blindfolds? Handcuffs? You know he’s down.
Kyle just bought the Game of Thrones edition of Catan, and apparently it comes with a whole new game mode, so that should be pretty fun.
Do you ever catch him looking at other girls?
Never. No matter where you go – the beach, the bar, the club – he only has eyes for you.
He’s been talking about getting the Catan expansion set and inviting that bitch Melissa from work to play.
How does he talk about your future together?
He points out babies on the street and tells you how cute yours will be. He talks about how beautiful your wedding is going to be. He might even have gotten the ring already!
He just texted, “Catan Tuesday?” In the group chat.
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