Peter Casciato, Author at HARDTIMES

February 16, 2020

SIOUX CITY, Iowa — Furries in Iowa planning a day of revelry, debauchery, and good times were shocked to learn…

January 17, 2020

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local deviant fetishist Jacob Hornstein has admitted that he finds sick pleasure in watching someone else play…

December 3, 2019

NEW YORK — Local Magic: the Gathering player George Plott told friends that he possesses a new deck with a…

October 18, 2019

KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced in a press conference today that the new Luigi Amiibo doubles as a fully functioning…

September 17, 2019

Bro, so not only is Street Fighter one of the most badass games ever made, but there’s like, a ton…

September 10, 2019

CHEYENNE, Wyo. — Tragedy struck North America when a planeswalker tapped the Rocky Mountains for one red mana, killing tens…

August 20, 2019

Video games are a huge industry these days. It’s not just for burnout 30-year-olds who still live with their parents,…

August 13, 2019

KYOTO, Japan — Mitsui Aya, star of the popular anime series Teenage Monster Slayers, has begun experiencing debilitating back pain…

July 11, 2019

AMAZON RAINFOREST — In a solemn press conference staged outside their lavish rainforest bungalow, the world’s billionaires have announced that…

April 19, 2019

So you’ve been dating your new prince charming for a while now, and you’re ready to take that next big…