Patrick Crooks, Author at HARDTIMES

July 20, 2019

RIDGEWOOD, N.Y. — Music fan Peter Brooks still can not determine if the Kapos, a punk band he recently discovered,…

July 10, 2019

Boy I tell ya, when they say to make sure to read the fine print they mean it! It all…

June 26, 2019

WASHINGTON — Distant smoke signals spotted by staff at local gay bar Pitchers earlier today confirmed that the bachelorette party…

June 25, 2019

BOWIE, Md. — The entire staff at Free State Digital deduced today that a general housekeeping email from HR, despite…

June 18, 2019

BALTIMORE — Following weeks of public pressure, local classic rock station WBZA admitted today that their claim of playing “all…

May 9, 2019

HYATTSVILLE, Md. — Following a request from her son for the purchase of Tom Clancy’s The Division 2, local mom…

February 27, 2019

WASHINGTON — The Congressional Testimony of President Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen was dramatically interrupted by a SWAT unit who…

August 23, 2018

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Following the recent death of his cousin Jake Geller, local gamer Dave Adler has been contemplating the…

July 29, 2018

BETHESDA, Md. — Larkin’s Quest, a critically acclaimed, free to download Steam game reached the historic milestone of one million…