NEW YORK — The legendary art-rock band the Velvet Underground eagerly anticipate the band's upcoming discovery by thousands of college freshmen…
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AUBURN HILLS, Mich. — Phish manager Coran Capshaw desperately pleaded with enthusiastic Phish fans last night to stop tapping on…
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I’m a very open-minded person. As such, my tastes and preferences are pretty wide-ranging. On any given day I could…
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PHILADELPHIA — Local pet owner Dylan Murphy could not find a suitable adoptive home for his beloved pet cockatoo last…
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WASHINGTON — Newly hired White House Communications Director Anthony “The Mooch” Scaramucci was fired by President Trump today, after only…
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DETROIT — Self-described “loose cannon” police officer Lance Colt is much less like the renegade hero Mel Gibson plays in…
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MERRICK, N.Y. — Seminal emo/indie rockers Brand New are hard at work writing the soundtrack of your drunken, late-night phone…
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Remember the ’90s? The music, the clothes, the horrible secret we promised to take to our graves? Any real ’90s…
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All ’90s kids remember the first time a friend, cousin, or older sibling told them about “Napster.” It seemed too…
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