Futurists predict that within several decades, sex with robots will be a normal and accepted facet of the human experience.…
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LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Music fans at the Kentucky State Fair were surprised and depressed last week to learn that what…
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MINEOLA, Texas — The hope of trying West Coast-based fast food restaurant In-N-Out Burger is reportedly the only thing keeping…
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SEATTLE — The War on Christmas took a disturbing turn this week when radicalized Starbucks employees released a shocking video…
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WASHINGTON — Military drone pilot 1st Lt. Juan Herrera was ordered by White House Chief of Staff John Kelly to…
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FIFTH CIRCLE OF HELL — Every '90s kid remembers the classic commercial for the board game Crossfire: Two leather-clad children…
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Just two years ago, I was stuck in a 40 hour-a-week, 100K-a-year job with amazing health benefits. Sure, it…
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FARMINGDALE, N.Y. — Bob Dylan fan Eric Donnelly panicked after a classic rock station played three Dylan songs in a…
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CENTERVILLE, Ohio — Spaceboy Records clerk and “total poser” Matthew Wright was shamefully only able to name 22 of 25…
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I’m a pretty normal guy, I’ve got a job, I’ve got hobbies. I like to go to the movies and…
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