Easy Recipes You Can Make in 15 Minutes, Assuming You’re Not Depressed
Think you don’t have enough time to make dinner at home? Think again! These healthy and delicious recipes can be…
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Mimi Kenny
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We Mashed up a Tool Song and a Muse Song and Now We’re the Smartest People to Ever Live
At times, the burden of all-encompassing intellect can be especially difficult to shoulder. The impossibility of stimulating all possible thought…
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Help! I Took Acid Because I Wanted To See the Walls Melting and Now I Have a Greater Sense of Empathy for My Fellow Humans
I’d been in a serious rut lately and didn’t know why. Every day was feeling like a repeat of the…
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Review: Nails “Unsilent Death”
Our commitment to reviewing every album under the sun is unwavering. This week we review the Nails album “Unsilent Death”…
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The 5 Best Study Albums for People Who Have Deluded Themselves Into Thinking Ambient Techno Is Somehow Going To Make Them Any Smarter
With the new school year having just begun, you’ll want to ensure you have all the necessary resources to succeed.…
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Woman With Passion for Letting Things Rot Inside of Fridge Purchases Artichoke
BANGOR, Maine. – Local woman, and proponent of turning fresh produce into reservoirs for mold due to apathy, Danielle Wilder…
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“Two Beer Queers” Fighting For LGBTQ+ Recognition
NEW YORK — Nominally cisgender/heterosexual individuals with amusingly low alcohol tolerances, colloquially known as “two-beer queers,” are advocating for their…
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Ambient Musician Undecided if Next Album Will Be Haunting Conduit to the Furthest Depths of the Human Psyche or Hypnotic Survey of the Very Nature of Being
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local freelance videographer, and part-time ambient music composer, Cooper Mills is intensely contemplating the potential thematic…
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Oh Fuck: That’s What Podcast Host Looks Like?
I’ve been listening to this podcast for a while now, and I could probably recognize the hosts’ voices from a…
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Deadhead Father Sits Patiently Through Millennial Daughter’s Story About Time She Ate Two Weed Cookies at Animal Collective Show
DALY CITY, Calif. — Paul “Sprout Fingers” Brecher, a devoted follower of legendary rock band The Grateful Dead, did his…
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