HARDTIMES

April 8, 2022

LOS ANGELES — The latest single from the Red Hot Chili Peppers entitled "770 Miles of Sunshine" was revealed to…

April 8, 2022

LOS ANGELES — The latest single from the Red Hot Chili Peppers entitled "770 Miles of Sunshine" was revealed to…

June 6, 2018

TEMPE, Ariz. — A badly scratched copy of The Offspring’s 1998 studio album Americana was rejected for trade-in by the…

January 13, 2018

PHOENIX — 33-year-old Josh Dalton is unsure whether the goth woman he dated last night was merely disinterested in him,…

October 26, 2017

CHANDLER, Ariz. — Local Dad band Richie Thomas and the Ramblin’ Gamblers reprimanded booker Jason Turner last night for “screwing…

September 8, 2017

NEW YORK — A controversial new HBO Series will be set in an alternate timeline in which Betamax, not VHS,…

August 11, 2017

MENLO PARK, Calif. — Instagram officials were forced to call in rescue workers this past weekend after a Thirst Trap…

August 3, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Controversial KISS frontman Gene Simmons announced earlier today that, effective immediately, transgender people will be banned from…

January 29, 2017

With the rise in brew culture over recent years, classic mixed drinks seem to have been left on the shelf.…

January 19, 2017

Bobby Fischer once said, “Chess and me, it's hard to take them apart. It's like my alter ego.” When I…