Matt Husser, Author at HARDTIMES

April 8, 2024

LOS ANGELES — Local skater Chris Poole was left shocked today after he jokingly called a baby wearing a Thrasher…

April 6, 2024

PHILADELPHIA — Local dad Ken Schmidt reportedly spent the majority of a father-son trip to WrestleMania 40 commenting on the…

April 6, 2024

It’s happened to all of us: You start watching Jim Henson’s 1986 cult classic “Labyrinth,” and despite the movie transporting…

March 5, 2024

LOS ANGELES — Self-help book “Addicted to Success: Eight Habits of the Highly Motivated” reportedly watched helplessly today as its…

February 29, 2024

NEW YORK — New York Times headliner editor Percy Howard patted himself on the back today after writing a headline…

February 28, 2024

MINNEAPOLIS — Local priest Pastor Stephen Kramer is reportedly suffering a crisis of faith after hearing Christian ska band Skadom…

February 26, 2024

Those pigs got nothin’ on you that will stick, so instead of calling that shitty lawyer that screwed up your…

February 24, 2024

CHICAGO — Punk dad Paul Bourne was briefly overcome by a wave of nostalgia for his reckless life before kids…

February 23, 2024

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Local metalhead Trent Clayton remains hopeful that the Slayer reunion festival tour schedule didn’t conflict with his…

January 21, 2024

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has always dedicated his life to two things: public service, and public humiliation. Even as he…