WASHINGTON — Local punk exorcist Benicio “Scary” Scaramucci admitted he didn’t see any problems with the sinister child threatening nuns…
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SALEM, Ore. — Local punk Trent Jackson planned to attend the state fair “ironically” this weekend, making it the seventh…
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INDIANAPOLIS — 38-year-old nu metal fan Bryce Spiller went to extreme lengths to maintain his soul patch after deciding to…
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Here at the Hard Times, we’re no strangers to waking up from a drug-induced slumber in a dingy bathroom next…
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NEW YORK — The annual “Punk Humanitarian of the Year” award was given to local drunk Rick Johnson who selflessly…
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LOS ANGELES — Dead Kennedy’s superfan Mike Luger was in for a surprise today after he discovered that his new…
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SAN JOSE — Local middle-aged guy Tom O’Donnell admitted he exclusively skates the curbs surrounding urgent care parking lots in…
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NEW CALIFORNIA, Ohio — Local man Trent Palmer desperately concealed his infected forearm from other survivors after a surprise attack…
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Queens of the Stone Age’s fluid lineup has always revolved around the gravity of frontman Josh Homme, with members constantly…
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