Matt Husser, Author at HARDTIMES

October 13, 2023

HUNTINGTON BEACH, Calif. — Local concert promoter Will Braun made the decision to release wolves on stage at local ska…

August 30, 2023

WASHINGTON — Local punk exorcist Benicio “Scary” Scaramucci admitted he didn’t see any problems with the sinister child threatening nuns…

August 25, 2023

SALEM, Ore. — Local punk Trent Jackson planned to attend the state fair “ironically” this weekend, making it the seventh…

August 23, 2023

INDIANAPOLIS — 38-year-old nu metal fan Bryce Spiller went to extreme lengths to maintain his soul patch after deciding to…

August 17, 2023

Here at the Hard Times, we’re no strangers to waking up from a drug-induced slumber in a dingy bathroom next…

August 6, 2023

NEW YORK — The annual “Punk Humanitarian of the Year” award was given to local drunk Rick Johnson who selflessly…

August 4, 2023

LOS ANGELES — Dead Kennedy’s superfan Mike Luger was in for a surprise today after he discovered that his new…

July 15, 2023

SAN JOSE — Local middle-aged guy Tom O’Donnell admitted he exclusively skates the curbs surrounding urgent care parking lots in…

July 11, 2023

NEW CALIFORNIA, Ohio — Local man Trent Palmer desperately concealed his infected forearm from other survivors after a surprise attack…

June 14, 2023

Queens of the Stone Age’s fluid lineup has always revolved around the gravity of frontman Josh Homme, with members constantly…