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May 29, 2019

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. — Rot Snockets tour manager Benjamin Underhall was fired today following his indictment on charges he withheld significant…

May 28, 2019

You there! The band of merry men with smiles on their faces and the $25 gift certificate to the mall.…

May 27, 2019

DERBY, Vt. — The John Adams High School student council have launched a successful post-prom event, considered less aggressive and…

May 26, 2019

ORO VALLEY, Ariz. — Gary Pendleton has reportedly grown furious at his inability to follow the narrative story of a…

May 25, 2019

GOTHAM — The Caped Crusader has once again successfully interpreted The Riddler’s esoteric clues and thwarted his latest caper, a…

May 24, 2019

TEMPE, Ariz. — Local punk Arnie Parker vowed to take the crown for the worst tattoos back from modern hip-hop…

May 23, 2019

BOISE, Idaho — Local man John Larsen abruptly left his post at Pet Supplies Plus yesterday to race home and…

May 22, 2019

NEW YORK CITY — Rolling Stone magazine announced today it would be scaling back the latest version of its popular…

May 21, 2019

ANAHEIM, Calif. — Pioneering ska guitarist Anton “Stripes” Waller was hospitalized today after suffering a massive upstroke, several bummed out…

May 21, 2019

THE REAL WORLD THE RICH KIDS NEVER UNDERSTOOD — Tomas Kalnoky, leader of beloved ska outfits Catch 22 and Streetlight…